The three man

There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were then captured by cannibals. The cannibal king then told the prisoners that they could live if they passed the trial. First step of the trial is to go to the forest with the cannibals and get 10 fruits of the same kind. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king" I brought 10 apples." The king then explains the trial to him. You have to shove the fruits up your ass without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten. The first apple went in...but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed and went to heaven.

The second man arrives and shows the king his 10 fruits were berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8.. on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter, and therefore was also killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked" why did you laugh, you almost got away with it".

The second one replied "I couldn't help it, I saw that the third guy brought . . . watermelons."