CHEWING GUM

A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia. He was having his coffee, croissants, bread,butter and jam. A local man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him and started a casual conversation.

Malaysian : "You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?"
Singaporean : "Of course."
Malaysian : "We don't. In Malaysia, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them across to Singapore."

The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.

Malaysian : "Do you eat the jelly with the bread?"
Singaporean : "Of course."
Malaysian (Chuckling) : "We don't. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and other left-overs in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam ........ before we sell it across to Singapore."

This time, the Singaporean retorted : "Do you have sex in Malaysia?"
Malaysian : "Why, of course we do."
Singaporean : "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Malaysian : "We throw them away, of course."
Singaporean : "We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them across to Malaysia
........ and that's the real reason we ban the chewing of gums."

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