NEED SOME NEW DANCEWEAR?

Everyone knows that wearing clothes that make you feel good improves your confidence and that is why it makes sense to pick your dancewear carefully. Get it wrong with an over the top outfit covered in bells and sequins and you will feel stupid but get it right and you'll find your dancing is injected with a new sense of vitality.

Obviously there are many different dance styles from ballet to hip hop and ballroom to jazz, and with every different style of dance comes a different style of dancewear which is particular to that genre of dance. For example, hip hop dancers wear hip hop specific dancewear like split sole trainers which give more flexibility to the feet. Bandanas are also widely seen on hip hop dancers, sometimes warn on the wrist or leg other times worn on the head on its own or under a baseball cap. There are loads of websites on the internet where you can purchase new dancewear and some sites even have free delivery so it can really take the hassle out of getting a new dance outfit. The added bonus of online shopping is that you can get all your whole outfit and accessories from the same site instead of having to visit a different shop for every item. Some people do worry about buying clothes over the internet because you can't physically try them on, but most major dancewear sites will have a refund policy and will be more than happy to exchange your item for something else or simply return the money. When looking for new dancewear there are a few important things that should be taken into consideration but the main factor is the fit. It is crucial that your new dancewear is the right size as if it is too big it may well fall off or it could actually cause injury if you trip over it. If your dancewear is too small it could make dancing painful and make dance time seem more like a chore! Also consider the material your new dancewear is made out of. Some manmade fabrics can make the wearer very hot as the material does not let the skin breathe properly. If you are worried about over heating when you are dancing then your best bet is to go for dancewear made out of either cotton or linen as these are both natural fabrics and are light and airy. Many dancers also believe that choosing the right dancewear that looks good will help to keep the audience's attention focused on them when they are dancing. That is why you often see very elaborate dancewear at dance competitions and also why dancers like to pick their best clothes when they are auditioning. Dance choreographers also tend to say that good dancewear and clothes compliment the body's movement and show off the lines of the body better. So what are you waiting for? Get browsing for some new dancewear and add a little extra excitement into your dancing!

lawak mengena

Pada suatu hari ahmad dan rakan karibnya, hasan pergi memancing di sebuah lombong terbiar. Lama menunggu ikan melekat di mata kail, ahmad mula merasa bosan dan berkata sesuatu pada hassan. "Hassan aku ada suatu cerita. Nak dengar tak?"

Hassan : cerita aper?
Ahmad : Nanti kalau aku bercerita, kau kena ikut perkataan belakangnya boleh?
Hassan : yelah.......

Ahmad pun memulakan cerita nya

Ahmad : Satu hari aku pergi memburu.
Hassan : Memburu
Ahmad : Aku masuk kedalam hutan.
Hassan : Hutan
Ahmad : Tiba-tiba aku terasa nak terberak.
Hassan: Berak
Ahmad : Aku berlari ke semak.
Hassan : Semak.
Ahmad : Aku pun berak.
Hassan : Berak
Ahmad : Satu hari aku pergi memburu lagi.
Hassan : lagi.
Ahmad : Aku terasa nak berak dan aku pergi ketempat yang dulu.
Hassan : dulu.
Ahmad : Aku lihat tah! aku sudah tidak ada.
Hassan : Ada.
Ahmad : Aku pun tertanya2.
Hassan : tanya.
Ahmad : Siapa makan tahi aku??
Hassan : aku.
Ahmad : kau????? HAHHAHhahhahhah!!

DOCTOR , DOCTOR

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.
Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.
But I'm not allowed up on the couch!

Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!
Doc: Do you drink a lot?
Not really - I spill most of it!

Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?
Doc: Of course. Just take this hammer and smash yourself in the head.
Then you'll have a bad headache.

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God!
Doc: When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth, then the...

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee!
Doc: Have you ever tried it by taking the spoon out FIRST?

Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
Doc: I never make rash promises!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog!
Doc: So what's wrong with that?
I think I'm going to croak!

Memo

Attention:

in order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.

If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P.S.H.I.T.).

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,

BOSS IN GENERAL

SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING

(B.I.G.S.H.I.T.)

I suggest that the IMG form an adjunct Human Engineering and Development Staff (S.H.I.T.H.E.A.D.S.) to guarantee universal implementation of this S.H.I.T. program. Any Volunteers?

kucing

Enam tahun yang lalu, seorang lelaki membeli seekor anak kucing dan cuba untuk mengajar
anak kucing tersebut bercakap…

Dari hari ke hari dia mengajar.. tapi kucingnya itu hanya memandang tanpa berkapa walau sepatah
haram pun…

Setelah enam tahun berlalu.. terjadilah keajaipan.. kucing tersebut mula berkata2..
“Hey, AWASSSS … rantai besi itu akan jatuh ke kepalamu.”

Mendengar kucingnya mula bercakap, lelaki tersebut terkejut dan kaku disitu dan tiba-tiba rantai
besi itu benar2 jatuh di atas kepalanya…

Kucingnya menggelengkan kepala dan berkata..
“Selama enam tahun engkau berusaha mengajar aku bercakap.. tapi setelah aku bercakap…
engkau tidak mahu mendengarpun cakapku…